The bill lives at the table. Anyone can scan, anyone can pay—all, part, or just their share. Simple. Social. The way dining was meant to be.

Profiles are friction. Friction is death. With us: scan, pay, leave. Done.

God no. That's food delivery tech repurposed for a restaurant. Think your "home address" just became "table 34." Every order lives on someone's phone, and they're forced to pay instantly. Others on the table? Can't see. Ordered extra beer through the waiter instead? Congrats, you're back to chasing a card machine. That's forcing diners to change habits just to fit the technology. We built our tech to fit diners' habits. You dine how you are used to dine, enjoy. Just when it comes to settle, anyone can scan, anyone can pay—all, part, or just their share. Simple. Social. The way dining was meant to be.

Your guests could leave a review today. If they dig through Google, find your page, and remember hours later. Spoiler: mostly don’t. With us, it’s just a click right after they pay—while they’re still in your venue, not in a taxi. You get notified instantly. Act fast (we don’t advocate violence… but sometimes they had it coming).

Sure. And you can still fax your reservations if you want the full 1998 experience.

Yes. Unless it’s French fries. Then it’s war.

Absolutely. Nothing says “great night out” like group math.

No. But we’ll save them enough time to ChatGPT it.

Absolutely! Pick the tables. Play it safe. We’ll still make you look smart.

Zero. You give us table numbers. We do the rest. Next thing you know, your guests are living in the future and your competitors are choking on jealousy.

Yeah, it is a theory. Reality: if someone came to dine-and-leave, your card machine won’t stop them either. We’ve handled 3,000+ clients, never an issue. What we do save is 5–6 minutes per serving for your staff. All we ask back? 5 seconds to glance at a red/green table status. Still paranoid? We beam live payment updates to their smartwatch/phone. Instant peace of mind.

You get more visibility than you’ve ever had. Real-time. Live intelligence. It’s not 1999 anymore. Welcome to the future.

Yes. Right next to the Yellow Pages and your DVD box set of Friends. Sorry Epson.

Yes. Forever. No asterisk, no fine print. You saw it early, you win. Everyone else pays later. You don’t.

Seats are limited. The €199 deposit books your install window and forces us to deliver on our promise in 30 days. If we don’t, you get it back. Simple. Fair.

In 3 days.

Every card machine transaction costs you. Ours cost less. Up to 30% less. Keep the difference. You’re welcome.

Bank-grade. PCI, GDPR, the whole alphabet soup. In short: tighter than your current system.

Relax. We never touch your money. Our payments partners are some of the biggest on Earth. Your cash is safe. (Unless the aliens want it too. Then, good luck.)

Yes. If humiliation is your thing, stick with the old way.

Yes. Ghosts can scan too.

Yes. Take the orange pill, scan the QR, escape the wait. Ba dum tss 🥁

He already did. It’s called Pulp Friction.